Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there’s so little demand for it?

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the window.

I always like to know what I’m doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.

I could do great things, if I weren’t so busy doing little things.

Please don’t lie to me, unless you’re absolutely sure I’ll never find out the truth.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we’re doing won’t be felt until after we’re all dead

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack at once

Life may have no meaning — or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

It’s human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others

Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.

Don’t be afraid — I’m right behind you (using you as a shield).

It’s good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.

I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?

Not only don’t I know what tomorrow will bring, I’m still not entirely certain what yesterday brought.

And the best one: Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?


Author: Ashleigh Brilliant

I have no idea who Ashleigh Brilliant is but I’m beginning to like him!!!

If you like the kind of humour I like, am sure you’ll love the big list here. Yes, whatever I’ve posted here was lifted straight from that link but wasn’t I sweet enough to let you know the source? ;)